Defective
Yesterday Stumps was coloring on a large white sheet of paper with an assortment of 30+ crayon colors. Periodically, she would select the white crayon, scribble furiously for a moment, then bring it to...
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Colored by Stumps – Age 2 1/2 It’s okay baby girl. He’s not being thrown into the ocean and fed to a whale; he’s just swimming sweetie. Filed under: just pics, ridiculous, Stumps, weird things my...
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Colored by Stumps – Age 2 1/2 I just don’t even have words. Filed under: just pics, ridiculous, Stumps, weird things my children colored Tagged: awkward, pictures, ridiculous, Stumps, weird things my...
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Colored by Stumps – Age 3 Exasperated Jesus is sick and tired of your crucifixion antics Filed under: just pics, ridiculous, Stumps, weird things my children colored Tagged: pictures, religion?,...
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Colored by Stumps – Age 3 Hm. What biblical story is this supposed to represent? Filed under: just pics, ridiculous, Stumps, weird things my children colored, wtf? Tagged: pictures, religion?,...
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Created by Beans – Age 20 months At my daughters’ preschool, the shape-of-the-week last week for one-year-olds was the square. In celebration of square week, the children tore out magazine pictures and...
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While I am at work, my daughters attend a Christian church preschool childcare center. Though I believe in God, pray frequently, and feel generally at peace with the state of my soul, we are not a...
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Artistic preschool-age renderings of people are pretty much the Best. Thing. Ever. Filed under: just pics, love!!!!, Stumps, sweetness, weird things my children colored Tagged: love!, pictures,...
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After one too many creeptastic search terms that generated views to my blog, I took a hiatus. I continued to post the daily exploits of Stumps and Beans, but on the much less threatening facebook,...
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